TEST DRIVE MEME

[behind_the_box]

And here's the opening for our first Test Drive Meme! Pick from the following scenarios, or feel free to create your own setup!

1. The Future of the 80s
What is this, an episode of the Jetsons? Buildings are shaped like flying saucers, foods can be found in little nutrient pills of various flavors, and holograms have replaced most forms of entertainment-related technology. Be wary of any glowing beverages, and the Management apologizes if you find yourself with any cybernetic body parts. Sometimes the surgery records get mixed up.

2. Rotten apple
Someone ate something they shouldn't have. The world is such a strange place, it's hard to say what's safe and what isn't. But that fruit looked so good, you just couldn't resist, could you? Too bad nobody warned you that side-effects may include odd behavior, hallucinations, temporary physical changes, or queasiness.

3. Are you afraid of the dark?
It's well past your curfew, shouldn't you go home? Even the moon and stars are hiding at this hour. There's nothing out here but you and the luna moths hovering by the street lamps. So who said that? Did you see something move out of the corner of your eye? That's your friend you just bumped into, right? ...Right?

4. It's a dog's life
Or a duck's, or a snake's, or a bat's. Pandora is a safari and you are now a critter. Better hope you're high on the food chain or that your friends can ignore the urge to eat you. While this place is such a zoo, you can bet someone will be up to fowl play.

Comments

[allthetime]

[The sign with the beverage on it does seem like an intriguing destination.]

Mmm... maybe I would be called that then. Lots of people think I'm eerie or creepy for some weird reason.

[She just can't imagine why...]

[sleepslikethedead]

Whaaaat, seriously? You're great! Humans get weird about this stuff, though. --Or are you talkin' about your own people?

*Upon arrival, the destination does indeed seem to be a bar, where odd, iridescent futuredrinks are delivered to the customers by an elaborate system of conveyor belts.*

[allthetime]

Oh humans mostly but sometimes I creep my friends out too. It's the death thing I think.

[Well, she knows, but it's a minor detail. The conveyor belts with their sopor beverages catch Aradia's attention pretty quickly; they're beautiful, in a 'Gamzee could have designed this' kind of way.]

[sleepslikethedead]

Guess mortals are weird about that no matter what planet you're on.

Haha, wow, this sure doesn't look like any booze I'm familiar with, but if it gets the job done, I'm not complainin'. *Grabbin' for something sparkly and blue*

[allthetime]

It's nice to finally meet someone who gets it! I like all of my friends but they just don't understand.

[Going for something that reminds her of Sollux's eyes; a blue and red concoction that looks like it's full of tiny, sparkling stars.]

[sleepslikethedead]

It's sorta hard for the living, I guess. Hell, it's hard for the recently-dead. They can't even laugh at a good funny story half the time! *Chugs her drink back* Whoo, now that's the stuff! All right, this town's officially in my good books.

[allthetime]

I try to tell them it's really just a silly formality anyway but they never listen.

[Okay time to try this. She takes her cue from her drinking parter and--

BLUH]

[sleepslikethedead]

Heh, judgin' from that reaction--was yours a dud?

[allthetime]

Is it supposed to burn?

[sleepslikethedead]

Hell yeah, that's how you know it's workin'!

[allthetime]

Wasn't a dud then.

[Maybe if she just... all in one go..

BLUH]

[sleepslikethedead]

*loooool* You'll get used to it! C'mon, next round, next round!

[allthetime]

I hope I get used to it very quickly.

[Hmmm... the picking out part, though... that's fun. Next will be that little Tavros' blood lookin number. Oh yes, she's gonna drink that.]

[sleepslikethedead]

Hey, that one looks like chocolate or somethin', it's probably sweeter than whatever you had before. Might go down easier. *Meanwhile locates something milky shot through with multicolored glowing "veins"* Whoooaaaa. I kinda wanna just look at some of these, you know?

[allthetime]

Do they not typically look this way?

[Yep, it's chocolate, and it goes down so much smoother! She could get to like this.]

[sleepslikethedead]

Naw. Like the drink I'm most used to is pretty much just clear. And even the more interestin'-looking ones don't glow, as a general rule. *Takes a more cautious pull on this one--and ends up glad she did* Damn, this one's got some serious kick to it!